Saturday, December 3, 2011

Is this real life?

I'm becoming to notice that I'm in a very strange transforming stage in my life. I'm 22, which basically means I'm too old to act young and too young to act old (I think). I act young anyway. So many things are changing! Here's what is new in my life......



I'm trying to slowly ween myself off of my mother, which is entirely more difficult than I thought it would be! This means I no longer can call her at 3am when I've had a bad dream, or creepy men are standing outside of my house, or if I'm craving chocolate, or if I need to go shopping, or if I can't decide between chinese food or mexican, or if I need someone arrested, or if I get a ticket, or if I want to quit my job! I guess I should learn to be more independent and start listening to her voice in my head instead of bugging her so much. (Easier said than done.) Growing up is unnecessary, in my belief, but I suppose it has to be done.

My youngest brother and I have also become oddly close, which was totally unexpected considering we are polar opposites. Aside from the fact that he is in that whole 16-year-old-carry-a-pocket-full-of-condoms-just-in-case-I-happen-to-need-one-even-though-I'm-still-a-virgin phase, he is actually a pretty neat kid. He's in a band, and is actually pretty good. I forced him to let me be the band's manager, which is sweet.


My roommate is a prostitute. I don't understand this at all. A creepy overweight man just left my apartment. I'm very over her whole "erotic massage" business.

My best friend is manic depressive and refuses to go out with me. But I'm making new friends. Tonight I am spending the evening with Kim and Aless. I'm sure many adventures are to come. I put together a stunning black and gold ensemble. This was not to root for the steelers, gold is very in this season. I care about football almost as much as I care about hockey. I'm looking forward to a girls night.

I am almost certain that law school is some kind of sick joke. But I deal with it. I'm doing surprisingly well in school. I'm wondering if I have home field advantage. I have full access to the library at all times, and know many lawyers that I can dial and complain to. I just finished my last final and am ready to full tackle winter break charissa style.

My boss wants me to develop a set schedule and stop checking my e-mail. But I'm too busy scheming ways to turn Front Row Monthly into a multi million dollar business. It's only a matter of time. (Anybody with some money should invest now.) I'm meeting with my soul sister/co-worker/girlfriend Bella tomorrow to work out the details to a rather impressive marketing plan (Her Idea). She's a genius.



It's hard to work 2 jobs plus school plus managing a column and now a blog! I am anticipating my big break in life. I am anticipating New York for New Years, MTV style with the 3 best girls that ever happened to me. And throughout the craziness I am certain that these are the best days of my life.

Until Next Time,

charissa explains it all ;)





My current muses: My mom. American Horror Story. Britney Spears' new album. Rihanna. Nicki Minaj. Drake. Babe Walker. Bella. Aless. cortny. Kim. 

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